seating-arrangement-in-relationships

" The Engagement Stage
in this stage the touching of shoulders is enough to send across an electric current… every trip to a restaurant is a shocking experience. Sweet nothings are whispered into each others ears
which annoys the poor (read bachelor) waiter, who is still looking for a girl. "

Jamshed writes on how seating positions change with time in relationships. Unfortunately i am still at the waiters stage.