Monday, January 14, 2008

Bharat Ratna for our Watchman

The Bharat Ratna timeline :-

Advani suggests Vajpayees name for Bharat Ratna
Left growls then purrs about Jyoti Basu
Maya 'Demands' Bharat Ratna for Kanshi Ram
Orissa CM seeks Bharat Ratna for Biju Patnaik
RJD wants Bharat Ratna for some Karpuri Thakur(how dare you don't know him !)
RLD asks for Bharat Ratna to Chaudhary Charan Singh.
Congress all for giving it either to Sonias greyhound or none else.

Now BCHS looks towards the PM to give Bharat Ratna to their watchman :

Dear Manmohan Desai Singh Sir,

This is a petition for considering our beloved watchman Bahadur* for the Bharat Ratna award.
He has done honorable service to our society :
1) By sleeping all night so me & my girlfriend could always sneak out unnoticed.
2) Respected all the religions & kept communal harmony by taking bakshish on festivals of respective flat owners.
3) Guarded national secrets such as whose wife is sleeping with whom.
4) Helped bring families together by doing their chores.
5) Kept anti social elements i.e. salesmen out.
6) Never smoked cigarettes in front of children, only harmless beedis.

He tripped over from the terrace while trying to save Kapoor's cat from Shinde's dog. For all these reasons we propose his name for the Bharat Ratna posthumously.

Secretary, Bharat Co-Op Housing Society.

* Bahadur singh parmar, is a north Indian, only shares first name with the stereotype.

1 comment:

Xorkes said...

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