Monday, November 5, 2007

My fortune cookie on Orkut 6

Today's fortune: Good news will be brought to you by mail

'good news' ? by email ? couldn't she just tell me ? who's her anyway :O

mail one : Congratulations, you have been selected as the 10,000th visitor at dubiousSite.com
mail two : Unbeatable offer, enlarge your [insert body part here] in 10 days. Click here.
mail three : Women will attack you ! - from Jerry(? seems Tom has let him loose)
mail four : Become a bigger man. (sic)
mail five : Enlong your schlong !! (why ? is the human male going through depression ?)
mail six : Your home loan approved. .. yippie !

wait a minute, did i ever apply ?

Never knew spam can be so interesting.

1 comment:

Chetan said...

good one! :D

my Orkut Fortune for the day: You are going to have a very comfortable old age

i guess, they have been spying on me and have discovered that i have graying hair!! :P