Saturday, November 3, 2007

Can superheated clusters of gases foretell anything ?

Stars, that is. I've often wondered how astrologers manage to keep their profession alive. I think the trick is to keep the reader happy by guessing both ways & keeping the answers open ended.
A case in point is this from :-

Whats in a name ? lots ...

You entered: vishal mungi

There are 11 letters in your name.
Those 11 letters total to 54
There are 4 vowels and 7 consonants in your name. Grammer lesson ?

Your number is: Billa number 9

The characteristics of #9 are: Vegetarian, Eggitarian, Humanitarian, giving nature, selflessness, obligations, creative expression.

- Wow who doesn't like this sort of flattery !!

The expression or destiny for #9:
Your talents center in humanistic interests and approaches.(i only approaches cute girlies) You like to help others as you were intended to be the 'big brother or big sister (new reality show) ' type. You operate best when you follow your feelings and sense of compassion, and allow yourself to be sensitive to the needs of others. You work well with people, and have the potential to inspire. Creative ability, imagination(Day dreaming) and artistic talent (often latent) of the highest order are present in this expression. It's possible that you're not using or developing all of these capabilities at this time. Some of your talents may have been used at an earlier time in your life, and some may still be latent. Be aware of your capabilities.

If you are able to achieve the potential you have a lot to give to others. Your personal ambitions are likely to be maintained in a very positive perspective, never losing sight of an interest in people, and a sympathetic, tolerant, broad-minded and compassionate point of view. You are quite idealistic, and disappointed at the lack of perfection in the world.(ah those potholes) You have a strong awareness of your own feeling as well as those of others. Friendships, affection, and love are extremely important.

Undeveloped or ignored, the negative side of the 9 expression can be very selfish and self-centered. If you do not actively involve yourself with work that benefits others, you may tend to express just the opposite characteristics.(yahan tumhari awaaz koi nahi sunega.. muhahahaha nahiii !) It is your role to be very involved with other people and their needs, but it may be difficult for you achieve this role. Aloofness, lack of involvement, and a lack of sensitivity mark the low road of this expression.

Your Soul Urge number is: 22

A Soul Urge number of 22 means:
The Soul Urge of the master number 22 is very much that of the master builder. The 22 gives a broad, universal outlook with a rather practical and common-sense approach. You have especially high intelligence(?), with an unusual perception(sixth sense for pj's) and awareness. This number often denotes a high degree of diplomatic abilities and high ideals. You are a very capable person and you may possess special leadership abilities that you can and should develop. People respect you and recognize your superior foresight(4 sight = spectacles) and vision.( xray vision would be better :P )

Your Inner Dream number is: 5

An Inner Dream number of 5 means:
You dream of being totally free and unrestrained by responsibility. You see yourself conversing and mingling(exactly wat kind ?) with the natives (jhingalala hu !) in many nations, living for adventure and life experiences. You imagine what you might have accomplished.

Wow ain't i smug now ? you believe it or not, reading something like this in the morning, makes one feel good atleast for the day.

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