Note to self

Think before you say.

friend : I am making some cold coffee, anyone ?
me : sure !
friend to his flatmate : And you ?
ffmw(friends flatmates wife) : no-no he has milk allergy.
me : milk allergy ?
ffm : Lactose intolerant.
me : oh .. so when did you first find out about it ?
friend : when he first drank milk.
me : ummm...uh oh..but..err..ok.. ahem.

{BIG awkward silence}

me (switching on the tv) : so whats on tv today.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - afterthought.