Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Mallaya Buys Gandhis Item !

Gandhi: we will have complete liquor prohibition.
Mallaya: we will compete for liquor production.
Gandhi: I am going to give away my personal items to the needy.
Mallaya: I am going to take away your personal "items", they will make good cheer girls, are they okay with really short skirts ?
Gandhi: By items I mean personal effects, shoes, spectacles etc
Mallaya : Oh okok, then I'll donate them in the name of royal challenge er.. challengers.
I’ll keep the glasses though, my team needs them badly.
Gandhi: Hey Ram ! Is this why we gave you freedom ?
Mallaya: Right-on again Bapu ! lets Drink to freedom. & to your 'glasses' & mine ;)


Item !

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